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Holiday
01:50
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I am going on a holiday
Far away
I leave today
Somewhere sunny I can drink all day
(Feel the ocean spray)
Hip hip hooray
I leave today on holiday
Using up all my vacation pay
But that’s ok
Because I leave today on holiday
No more rat race, no more panic
You’re gonna catch me poolside
In my read banana hammock
I only get two weeks off every year
I’m gonna take a million pictures
To remember I was here
FUCK YEAH
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2. |
My Grandma
01:49
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She taught me everything I know about
Cooking food with sauerkraut
Playing crazy 8s all day
Making jokes about Bengay
Blasting 90s gangsta rap
She ain’t really into that
My grandma is awesome
More awesome than yours
My grandma is cool
She tells me stories about World War
She takes me to the candy store
Her favourite movie is The Wiz
She doesn’t know what Xbox is
I’m practically a grown ass man
She’ll slap my face if I say “damn”
She’s always baking apple pies
Putting money in my birthday cards
And when mom freaked out because I took the car joyriding
You know my grandma’s always on my side
I hope you never die
Like Betty White
Cuz then there’d be no apple pies
No more money in my birthday cards
And I’d have to go to a funeral
And I don’t want everyone to see me cry
So please don’t ever die
My grandma is awesome
More awesome than yours
My grandma is cool
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3. |
Madison Avenue
01:14
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Remember sitting on the top of Madison Ave?
So far away from here
We were hanging out and drinking
Putting back a couple beers
We were laughing at fucked up jokes
About how we were abused
But I don’t care
It’s over now
As long as I can be with you
Please take my to that place in the sky
A different world, a different high
It’s lovely there, we’ve got a great view
Up on the top of Madison Ave
Time has passed and you moved away
Now you’re getting it on with other people
And I’m left here all alone
Now I’m cracking, I’ve got this feeling
I’m wasting my entire life away
As I sit here by the phone
I’m so scared I can’t make it on my own
Won’t you take me to that place in the sky
A different world, a different high
It was lovely there we had a great view
Up on the top of Madison Ave
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4. |
Our Town
02:22
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It’s been awhile since I’ve been back
I wonder how much things have changed
My old favourite haunts
The run down restaurants
It’s funny how the more things change
The more they stay the same
Cuz I know every street
All the places that we used to meet
This is still my home
Because this is our town
We will not fear you
Our kids will run wild in the streets
Yeah this is our town
I know you feel it
There nowhere else that I would rather be
Lets go!
High school football
A dumb ass mall
I love it all
Some people leave, some people stay
Some people disappear
Whatever happened to that kid
We all remember what he did
I hear people say they’d rather be
Anywhere but here
It’s always been a little rough
You kinda to had to grow up tough
It is still my home
Wherever I may roam
Because this is our town
We will not fear you
Our kids will run wild in the street
Yeah this is our town
I know you feel it
There’s nowhere else that I would rather be
And I never find it hard to fall asleep
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I keep waking up in the middle of the night
I get out of bed on the wrong side where you slept
And I can’t find the light
I’m thinking about you watching the (you)tube
I see your face in Three’s Company
I see your face in Gilligan’s too
I go for a walk when I’m dumb and I can’t talk
You smelled like roses, I smell like a wet dog
I see a couple sucking face, the deja vu it fucks me up
Now it’s stuck in my head on repeat
And I’m asking myself
Did you cry when I left
Please tell me
It’s been so long now but I can’t bring myself to look you up
I thought maybe you’d reach out to me but I don’t know why you would
And I’m sorry, I wish I could go back and change everything
Now all these years have passed but I’m still asking myself
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6. |
Perfect Stranger
03:40
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Every day begins the same
Calling out your name
Awakened from a dream
It’s as real as I want it to be
I hold you close to me
But every day I find
It’s only in my mind
Is this just fantasy?
How can I call it love?
Maybe it’s just me
You just don’t understand it
It fills a need in me
I’ll justify these feelings
With some lame analogy
I know I know it’s real
How else could it be
How could a perfect stranger
Seem so perfect to me
We have so much in common
At least so it seems
We live in different worlds
Connected by my dreams
When I can’t sleep
I bite my lip and close my eyes
And I imagine you
I got your picture on the wall
Your voice inside my head
I watch the sun go down again
As I lay in bed
I’ll deny the truth
That anything I do
Won’t make a fucking difference
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7. |
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Nobody wants Amy Jo Johnson
You tell me that you do
But no one really wants her
Nobody wants Amy Jo Johnson
But me
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8. |
My One & Only
02:43
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I waited my whole life
For that special night
The night when I first saw you
Dancing in the moonlight
Words couldn’t describe
The way you made me feel
And I knew for the first time
That you’d always be mine
You’re perfect in every way
And soon will come the day
I’ll get down on one knee
And ask you to spend your life with me
You’re my one & only
Oh god it’s true
You’re my one & only
And you know I love you
You come to all our shows
And everybody knows
That you always let me kiss you
Even when your friends are with you
Baby you’re the best
You give me your cigarettes
And no one does that but you
Except sometimes for Brett
I go out, I get drunk
You know all that good punk shit
And if I get home after 3am
You’re always waiting for me
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9. |
My Father Was a Jedi
02:26
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Yoda, a master of the Jedi
Please won’t you teach me your ways
Old Obi-Wan Kenobi told me to find you
Too bad he can’t be here with us today
My father was a Jedi
He fell towards the empire’s evil ways
Boba Fett was a bounty hunter
He kidnapped Han Solo
And helped set a trap for me
He ended up inside the Sarlacc pit
At the end of the beginning of part 3
I mean 6!
A lightsaber clash
A deathstar blast
Millennium Falcon please take me away
I kissed my sister
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10. |
The World Will Fade Away
03:39
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Sometimes it’s hard to see
All of the good things that happen to me
Cuz I get fucking ADD
Over all of this shit stuck in my memory
Don’t know why I find it so hard to change
Just stuck in my stunted emotional range
Don’t know what to do
Don’t know what to say
These days
And the world will fade away
When I was 15 I had it all figured out
Now that I’m 40 there’s nothing but doubt
Did I make the right choice at the end of the day
Who can say?
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